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Do you know your hymns?
Some people are just blessed with a wonderful sense of humor. It’s amazing the things
that can make us laugh. I came across this list of jobs and the songs that go along with them.
Although these may not have you rolling in the aisles with laughter, maybe they will bring about
a chuckle.
Dentist's Hymn .........Crown Him with Many Crowns
Weatherman's Hymn .........There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
Contractor's Hymn .........The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn .........Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn ........There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn ........Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn ........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Tax Payer's Hymn ........I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn ........Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn ........Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn .........Sweet Bye and Bye
The Realtor's Hymn .........I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Doctor's Hymn .......The Great Physician
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph............God Will Take Care of You
75 mph.............Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph.............This World Is Not My Home
95 mph.............Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph...........Precious Memories
~B Tolbert, via Christian Humor
